I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

I was a high school throw-out.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'

My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.