My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'