My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It's much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.