My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
Alan KingIf you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
Alan KingThat's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.
Alan King