That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.