Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.