I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.
I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.