You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.