My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'