As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.