As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.

Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'

Modesty is not one of my virtues.