If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.