Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'

My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

I was a high school throw-out.

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.