Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.