Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
His lie ability is an asset
You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.