You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
His lie ability is an asset