If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
The internet makes everything not enough.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.