It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
The internet makes everything not enough.
His lie ability is an asset
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.