The internet makes everything not enough.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
His lie ability is an asset
You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.