His lie ability is an asset
The internet makes everything not enough.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.