When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
The internet makes everything not enough.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
His lie ability is an asset
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.