You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
His lie ability is an asset