It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.