Alec Sulkin Quotes

His lie ability is an asset

The internet makes everything not enough.

It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.

If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.

There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.

When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.

Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.

Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.

It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.

You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.

Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.