Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
The internet makes everything not enough.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.