It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
His lie ability is an asset
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.