Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
His lie ability is an asset
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.