Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
The internet makes everything not enough.
His lie ability is an asset
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.