It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
His lie ability is an asset
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
The internet makes everything not enough.