His lie ability is an asset
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.