There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
The internet makes everything not enough.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
His lie ability is an asset