Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
His lie ability is an asset
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.