If you could use your brain like you use your ass.
That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.
People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.
There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.
Make that money run like honey on your tongue.
She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul.