Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.
[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.