He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.