He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.