I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.