He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.
You can't make a souffle rise twice.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.