I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.