[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.