[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.