[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.