People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.