... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My specialty is detached malevolence.