... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.