If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.