If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.