If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.