I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.
People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.