I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.