You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.