You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.