[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.
[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.