Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.