Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.