If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.