If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
You can't make souffle rise twice.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.