I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My specialty is detached malevolence.