If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
You can't make souffle rise twice.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.