If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.