If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.