Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.