The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.