The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."