In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.