In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.