A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.