A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.