A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.