Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."