Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.