Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.