You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.
Allan ShermanThe difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
Allan ShermanGrandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
Allan ShermanA committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
Allan Sherman