There's always something that's going to kill us all. A few years ago, tomatoes were going to kill us and a few years before that it was spinach. The FDA is run by a 7-year-old kid that hates vegetables!

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.

The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that sportbike people like performance skill and wear safety gear; cruisers like chrome, noise, and style. It's funny to me to separate them because I ride both. I prefer performance cruisers like the Honda Valkyrie I had or my Triumph Rocket III.

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.

I like psycho chicks... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.