There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.

WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

A man is known by the company he organizes.