There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.