POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

San Francisco is the place where most people were last seen