POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.