Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

PICKANINNY, n. The young of the "Procyanthropos", or "Americanus dominans". It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.