INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

MAGNITUDE, n. Size [that is] purely relative. If everything in the universe were increased 1,000 diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been.

Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.