What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.

YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.