SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

Noise: a stench in the ear.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.