Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.
Ambrose BiercePITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
Ambrose BierceThere was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.
Ambrose BierceA leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
Ambrose BierceIdiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
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