Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.