RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?
COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.
War: A by-product of the arts of peace.
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.