INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.