INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.