ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.