I was born to poor because of honest parents.
REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.
Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.
Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.
A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.