Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation.

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.