Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat and the Onion of ancient Egypt.

Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.