Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one

VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.

A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.