UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.