Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
Ambrose BierceDeliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
Ambrose BierceReverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
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